Tuesday Tidbit: Hunter and Son

In which Jude and Levi work in the woodlot.

Drip, drip, drip. Two cold drops found the gap between collar and skin, despite his black and silver braid. Jude twitched at the chill but did not stop. The heavy mulch bucket would grow no lighter. The ground gave a little, but did not squelch as he followed his son through the woodlot, carrying buckets of compost for the cherry trees, and a shovel. The woodlot’s oaks, walnut, elms, and other trees blocked some of the cool, wet wind, but did nothing for the wet dirt and leaves under his boots. A jay fussed, echoed by two squirrels that insulted his intelligence. 

“Dad, how much longer is it supposed to rain?” Levi skirted a mound of scat. “Raccoon.”

“Large raccoon, and no more for the rest of this week.” Which is what the forecasters had said the week before, and another inch had fallen, followed by chilly weather and skies the gray of lead. The days and tempers both grew shorter. 

“When will Claire come home?”

Their arrival at the cherry trees spared him from a rapid answer. They’d staged all the compost over the past week. Now they could fertilize the trees, protecting the roots for the winter as well. Jude tipped his one bucket onto the pile and set it aside as Levi added his pair. Then he handed Levi the smaller shovel and said, “Her uncle hopes Monday next week, after Mass.”

She’d moved in with her blood kin, Paul Schmitt and his wife, for the last three weeks. While the Commonwealth Child Protective Service considered her transfer of custody and adoption request, it was easier for her to schedule the interviews and lawyer meetings if she stayed in town. Too, Paul Schmitt had primary legal custody. 

“I miss her. Even if she is a girl,” Levi added. Girls were now icky. 

“Your mother and I do as well. So, you start here, and I will begin at the far end.”

Levi scowled at the mound, then started work. “Why doesn’t AJ help, sir?”

Jude had to smile a little, since his son looked the other way. “For one, he is having his check-up this afternoon. Two, he would stir and scatter instead of mulch.” AJ remained overly fond of playing in rather than transporting dirt, unless he transported it on his person, something his mother frowned upon. Getting it off the boy and onto the ground posed yet another point of difficulty. Jude adjusted his gloves and began moving the compost. Even with his weak hand, he still shoveled more than Levi.

A third-grade grumble muttered through the wet October air, then subsided. He’d learned, at last, perhaps, that grousing about farm chores did not make them disappear. Jude agreed with his son in general, not that Levi needed to know that. The quiet afternoon grew warm as they worked, and Levi quickly shed his jacket. 

Great God be thanked, the wet season had waited until after all but the last apples and nuts had been harvested. The farming year had been sufficiently rough without rain during harvest. Late frosts had caught the fruit trees, reducing the crop by a third. They had been due. Jude moved to the next tree. Yes, they could have carried the compost to each tree, then worked it in, but this seemed an easier way. The wheelbarrow would have been ideal, but it had sunk in the mud when he’d tested the soil’s firmness. Were the earth Elementals still fussing about the water Elementals causing problems? He checked on Levi, then returned to his own trees. Who squabbled more—Elementals or siblings?

“That looks like work,” a harsh voice observed from overhead. He straightened up and glared as a melanistic northern harrier landed on one of the branches just out of reach. 

“It is. No work, no eat.”

“For you, not for me,” the Familiar retorted, beak in the air. 

Jude caught a glimpse of Levi making a face toward the hawk, and ignored it. No amount of fussing, scolding, chastisement, intimidation, or other attempts at reforming Shoim’s behavior and curbing his attitude did any good. Jude contented himself with a glare and moving more compost around the roots of the cherry tree. He’d pruned them already. 

“Just so you know,” the harrier said in English, “there are some new people renting the second house on Grauer’s farm. Mrs. orchard-DeBoer told Mrs. Schwartz that the new people don’t understand the laws about trespassing yet.”

“I’m warned. Thank you.” Jude moved to the next tree. “How are the winds?”

“Just winds. The clouds are low but not full of rain at the moment.” His tone suggested that he anticipated change. Perhaps. 

An hour later, Hunter and son plodded back to the yellow farm house. Shoim remained in the woodlot, dining on a dimmer-than-usual dove, not that doves in general were known for intelligence. “I don’t like English,” Levi declared as they looked both ways twice before they crossed the private farm road between the woodlot and the home acre. No one should be coming or going, but this was Friday, and a full moon, a week before the eve of All Hallows. All things were possible, especially inconvenient or dangerous things. 

“You prefer speaking in German, or you dislike the class?” He lowered the shields on the home place as Levi opened the gate, then raised them after they passed through. Levi still didn’t have the strength to work the shields on his own. 

“Class.” He kicked at a bit of grass as his father opened the shed and they put the shovels into their places, then the buckets. “I want to read real books, not the stuff we do for school.” 

St. Wilborada inspire me, please. “Mrs. Richards has what she thinks are good reasons for what you are currently working on, Levi. I know it is not fun, but do your best, please.” He’d have tossed the books into the creek, were it up to him, save that they might poison the fish. They were either boring, preachy, or both. After two collisions with the teacher, Lucy had declared a truce and compromise. Levi could read fun books for free-choice book reviews as well as on weekends if he did his best with the assigned books for class assignments. Mrs. Richards had reluctantly agreed. “And check your shields.”

Levi scowled, looking rather like his mother for a moment, and his shields grew stronger. “Sorry, sir. I forgot.”

And he was tired, and young. “Thank you. It will get easier with time.” Already he did better than some adult magic students. Granted, Levi had his parents and Claire as role models and horrible warnings. 

“Yes, sir.”

They scraped their boots on the new scraper outside the mudroom door, then went in. Levi shucked off boots and jacket, then hustled deeper into the house. Jude moved the footwear to the proper place, and straightened the small jacket. With a bit of a wince he unlaced his own boots and put them beside Lucy’s work boots. His left hand ached from the damp, chilly weather, and his back muttered darkly about youth, foolishness, and increasing mileage. He went into the kitchen and started water heating for tea. A pork shoulder roast simmered in the large pot on the stove, sending wonderful, meaty scents through the house. His mouth watered. Surely Lucy wouldn’t notice if he took a slice to test the flavor.

“Mow.” Bauxite glared at him, yellow eyes intent as he lifted the lid on the heavy pot. 

“You’d tell, wouldn’t you?” he asked in his native tongue.

“Mraaaaat.” he took that as an affirmative that indeed, the black cat would apprise his lady wife of his lapse out of moral probity. Or she wanted more kibble. Jude added a little water to the pot, then replaced the lid and shook some cat food into Bauxite’s dish. The kettle had heated, so he made a hearty tea. Soft crunching sounds followed him up the hallway until he turned into the newer part of the house. 

(C) 2026 Alma T. C. Boykin All Rights Reserved

Responsibility and Its Discontents

I have been reading a book about the Canadian academic and student of media Marshall McLuhan. The author of the book carries forward some of McLuhan’s ideas to speculate how the concepts would apply to social media and now to LLMs and “generative AI.” One thing the author, and McLuhan, talked about was responsibility. Humans launch technology into the world, mostly without taking a lot of time to consider what the first and second-order effects might be. Nuclear technology is probably the exception, because it was known from the start that it could be very, very destructive based on the possible power output. Once launched, inventors and popularizers rarely take responsibility for all those effects. I’d argue that in many cases, the people are dead of old age before we as a civilization understand just what has changed. For example, Johann Gutenberg was long gone when the US, with a philosophy based on print culture and widespread literacy, was founded and developed.

Which brings the discussion to the tech-of-the day, the LLMs and various forms of “generative AI.” I intensely dislike the term Artificial Intelligence for the various computer programs and systems, because 1) they are not truly intelligent and 2) it gives people room to make assumptions that are not strictly true. Especially when advertising agencies, aka the Media, get into the story. Whatever one thinks of the various programs and their output, one element that appears over and over is that of responsibility. Who is responsible if ChatGPT™ or Grok™ or Google Gemini™ do something unwanted, or follow instructions in ways that the programmers or users did not intend? By implying that the systems are autonomous and are working as intelligent beings, the owners/programmers are saying, “It’s not our fault that the thing did that.”

(As an aside, I know that programmers get frustrated when people say, “I want it to do this, this, and that,” and either don’t know to mention or assume that the programmer knows that “it also needs to do this other thing, and present the data in the following formats for the following tiers of users.” As a user, I get frustrated when programmers (or sales departments) decide to change things to help themselves, or a specific set of users, and it undoes a function I liked or depended on. So users and programmers can have, to use the slang term, a history.)

Let’s look at when one of the LLMs left what was claimed to be a secure testing space and stole data from a different company entirely, by working through a third party internet presence. “Oh, it escaped and acted on its own! It’s ALLLIIIIIVEEEE!” At which point I have to ask 1) why do you think anything with an internet connection is secure? 2)What is it programmed to do that led it to do that?

Apparently, in one case, the program was supposed to generate results as quickly and easily as possible. So it went and found the data on someone else’s system rather than slowly* crunching the numbers. ** That’s not intelligence. That’s following the design standards and philosophy as the system was supposed to do. That it behaved in a way programmers and supervisors did not intend should not surprise anyone else. Tech does that, and people do that. Putting keywords into electronic documents in white font, so that computer programs that sort resumes will read it but the human won’t catch the extra info has been going for some time. Employers used technology to weed out people, so people found ways to unweed themselves.

Now we have several companies that sell access to the LLMs and various programs demanding that governments regulate the programs “to save the world.” To be blunt, they want to dump responsibility onto the government, any government, rather than admitting that yes, the created a complex program and it does things in ways they hadn’t considered, and so they are at fault when it comes to “misbehaviors.” That’s very human. We have been blaming someone or something else for as long as people have been people. The Judeo-Christian story of Adam, Eve, and the Serpent has parallels in other places. “It wasn’t my fault, Eve tempted me.” “The Serpent lied to me, so I’m not responsible.” “The devil made me do it!” “It was the beer.” “The instructor didn’t tell us that these mushrooms are toxic.” “I wasn’t warned that I might still hurt after the surgery.” “How was I supposed to know that …”

Now, given how often I’ve glared at a computer and wanted it to do what I desired and not what I inadvertently commanded, or desired the cat not to, well, be so cat, I get the various corporations frustration. For a lot of tech guys, the guts of programs and how they behave can be black boxes, even if they understand other parts of the process very, very well. And unforeseen consequences are not rare, either, especially when humans are involved. We are very good at using gizmos in ways the designer did not imagine or intend, sometimes with great results. In other cases we get the person or people who are the reason why we have so many strange warning labels on products. (Using a blow-dryer while soaking in the bathtub is not something that would cross my mind, but someone did, and so …)

However, when a company sets up an experiment without truly securing the test space (not isolating the machine from the internet), and then tells it to do the thing as fast as possible without specifying “yourself,” no one should be surprised when the experiment follows orders by “cheating.” Or by carrying out secondary commands that people would prefer had not come to light. That does not mean responsibility should be fobbed off onto someone else. It means the companies need to be more honest, and to get serious about what they say they are already doing. I am willing to accept responsibility for myself and my actions, as much as the laws of physics*** and of the computer systems that I use permit. The people behind the various LLMs and generative AI need to do the same, and man up when their machines follow instructions “the wrong way.”

There’s a 200 year old novel about a guy who used state of the art technology to create something, and then bailed out on it and refused to take responsibility for what followed. In his case, since the result wasn’t perfect and god-like, he left it to fend for itself. Mary Shelly was onto something. The guys at Anthropic, OpenAI, et al should take note.

*Slow by giant computer program standards.

**Which makes me wonder how often the programmers and designers did the same thing with their homework in college or even high school. Because creations mirror their creators.

***If, for example, I am decelerating below the speed limit and being careful, and am hit by someone being careless, I should not be responsible for hitting a third vehicle that I cannot stop in time to avoid.

A Florid Buffet

The first really strong cold front of the season has pushed through. It was … Well, when you combine the remains of a hurricane (Polo), with a cold front, the results will be interesting. I had more than enough interesting this past week for a while.

Where the flutter-bys hang out.

Behold, the buffet.

The mist flower is very popular.

At one point I coulted five Monarchs, six Queens (the duller ones), a bumblebee, and some very small moth-like butterflies.

The salvia has customers as well.

Yesterday I saw hummingbirds racing past, probably headed for the salvia in the back yard.

Monarch and Queen.

All day, as I was running errands and other things, I saw orange butterflies in ones and twos heading south. I’d say the migration is in full swing. Tomorrow should see even more, since it will be warmer with calm winds.

It’s Gotta Go Somewhere

There are few municipalities that can deal well with three-inch-per-hour rainfall events, especially within 72 hours of each other. As a result, the usual places were full of water after the second event, and the catchment basins overfilled. The dry lake near Day Job is not dry, as at least one person discovered (the tracks in the mud got deeper, and deeper, before the guy decided that reverse was the better part of valor and left mud all over the road.) The outside lanes of several streets were to be eschewed by anyone with good sense or a low vehicle.

The problem is that water has to go somewhere. Downhill, or into the soil, or yes, sometimes faster, sometimes slower. Rain falling on dry sand vanishes in a heartbeat. Rain on waterlogged clay will be around for a while. Water on roofs and pavement … will find a way to go down, or turns into an unplanned urban lake.

Once it leaves the sky, water does one of three things – soak in (infiltrate), run off, or sit until it overflows or evaporates. Soil (all but 100% clay) absorbs rain and snow-melt at varying rates based on how wet, loose, and/or sandy it is. The plant cover also influences absorption and run-off, grasses vs. trees vs. both, crops of varying kinds, plowed soil or soil with crops … People have come up with rules-of-thumb for all those variables. Ground that is already full of water can’t hold more, so the water runs off, or ponds, waiting to evaporate or eventually soak in.

Runoff happens slower or faster. Bare ground, rock, roofs and parking lots, they have fast runoff. Nothing can soak in, so it all goes away as fast as it can. Flat, well-grassed ground that is moderately saturated will have a slower runoff rate. If the runoff takes dirt with it, you get erosion of various kinds, from mild to “where the heck’s my house?!?” to “wasn’t there a road and valley here last week?” Runoff lubricates loose rock, especially loose sediment on a moderate to steep slope. That’s not really a problem for most of the High Plains, although there are places where sinkholes and rockfalls are indeed a problem.

However, flat land that’s 20-90% hardscape, with waterlogged other land, and fast hard rain means the water sits and rises, or flows a little and rises. welcome to “urban and small stream flood advisories” and water where people would prefer it not loiter, or even be. 1941 was one of the years that will live in memory, because people needed boats to get around some of the towns in the area. It is not fun, especially not for the people who wake up to discover that the lake “over there” is now over here, or their road is too deep to depart, at least for a few hours. However, that’s what happens when the water needs to go, and the only place to go is “spread out over everything.”

Solutions? Leave rainwater lakes alone, or deepen them into catchment basins, encourage less hardscaping and more green areas, permeable paving where that is an option (and does not contribute to groundwater pollution.) And patience. The rain and water will pass. Eventually.

Alma’s Dream House

A Blast from the Past, because I got busy writing and not blogging. 66K words into the next Familiar Generations book. 

If I were to win the Powerball, and the laws of physics and engineering were abrogated, I could build the perfect-for-Alma house. It would have lots of windows, plenty of space for books, an enormous kitchen, and be small enough to clean easily. And be at least partly underground and tornado proof. As I said, if the laws of engineering were abrogated . . . Continue reading →

Overheard in the Halls: High Water Edition

Frisky Freshman: That’s a lot of water.

Flopped Freshman [from the depths of the beanbag chair]: Rain happens.

Frisky: Stuff’s floating in it.

A small stampede to the window ensues. Exclamations of awe, surprise, and mild concern come from the crowd until I clear my throat and they return to studying.

Me: No, you may not swim in St. Angus River. We all know what fish do in water. [returns to grading]

******

Scattered Senior: Miss Red, have you seen the political ads for [candidate]?

Me: Yes. Have you spotted the problems in them? [looks at rest of class]

Studious: [Perks up from post-quiz slouch] Problems?

Me: [calls up one of the ads in question and puts on screen/whiteboard] OK, who is this trying to appeal to, and how?

The government students spent the rest of the class picking apart three different candidates’ ads and not grumbling about why Congress is so complicated.

******

Fr. Martial [the headmaster]: We have a problem.

Facultative types look at each other, trying to sort out what we are about to need to do.

Fr. Martial: Ahem. [holds up tablet computer with photo on it]

Faculty, after collective wince: Yes, Father. How many?

Fr. Martial: Half of the juniors. They are not to come into the building until they have de-mudded themselves.

Nods, ranging from enthusiastic to firm to weary, greet his words.

This year’s juniors – some of them – thought they could succeed where last year’s seniors failed. Mud, like honey badger, don’t care, and three pickups and a motorcycle were now bogged in the field. They would have been far less tardy returning from lunch if they’d just used the road, but no, they had to try the not-really-a-road through two fields and a pasture.

******

Flopped Freshman: So, they thought they could buy their way out of trouble?

Strange Sophomore: [glances at student’s notes] Yes. It worked for local political people, so why not G-d? It doesn’t work like that, especially not today.

Serious Senior: Luther again?

Flopped: Luther. Again.

Apparently the Protestant and World religion classes are doing a little church history.

A Not So Mild Dental Observation

When one has veneers (or crowns as they used to be called), it becomes rapidly apparent when a piece of jalapeño or other hot pepper gets trapped between the shoulder at the base of said crown and one’s gum. The strength of the observation is directly proportional to the Scoville rating of said pepper piece, and the time duration between the observation and the ability to extricate said piece of pepper.

This is all. Ow.

Tuesday Tidbit: St. Michael at Sea

The sea-borne Hunters honor the feast. The PoV is Danil’s.

As the cloud of stars stretched across the dark sky, all not on watch gathered on the bow. Willem accepted the silk-wrapped bundle from Blackie, who bowed and rejoined the others. The water sorcerer unfolded the scarlet, sable, and silver brocade, revealing the book. He lifted it, and all bowed.

The most precious thing aboard ship, a Hunter called Miguel-Carlos had rescued it from a fiery massacre of the rest of his kin. He’d fled to the sea, hoping to find passage to the old lands. He had died of his injuries aboard the Tsovinar, or Niccola as she’d been called then. The book’s pages retained a faint hint of smoke scent, even after a century and quarter.

Willem bowed, then opened the book and turned to the Vigil of the Defender. “Behold the works of the Great God, who made all things and called them good,” he chanted, his words rolling over the dark deeps around them.

“Glory to the Great God and praise for His goodness,” the men chanted in turn.

“Blessed be the Spirit that brooded upon the waters of Creation.”

“Glory to the Spirit and thanks for the waters.”

“Blessed be the Son who turned water into wine, and whose blood washed clean the world.”

“Glory to the Son and thanks for wine and blood.”

“Blessed be the Lady of Night, Mother of the Son, who watches over Her Hunters.”

“All honor to the Lady and Her Defender.”

Willem took a deep breath and sang, “The angels of Heaven fought the Dragon, the evil one, behind the sword of Michael Archangel, the defender of Paradise and of souls. By the power of the Great God alone is evil defeated and darkness banished.”

“Thanks be to the Great God.”

“Holy is the Great God, omniscient and omnipotent. St. Michael Defender, first and greatest Hunter, protector of the Lady, be for us a guide and shield, intercede for us in our time of need.”

“Thanks be to God.”

Willem bowed once more, closed and swaddled the book as the other knelt. Some found places toward the stern for more private devotions and meditations. Capt. Posidonius departed for the bridge to keep his own vigil at the helm. Blackie returned the book to its place of safety. Danil considered, then drew his Rosary from his pocket and sat on the deck, on the starboard side. Metal decking and his knees no longer agreed.

“They who go down to the sea in ships, who do business by the great waters, they see the works of the Lord and his wonders in the deep*,” he murmured, touching the medallion of Our Lady Star of the Sea. After the Psalm, he began the Rosary, adding a St. Michael invocation with each “Our Father,” and meditating on the Dark Mystery.

He let his eyes unfocus, gaze turned to the stars strewn overhead. How long had Hunters sailed the waters? Since the Age of Sail, or so the captain thought. The ship books only went back to the the decade of the War of Crowns, a hundred twenty years or so. Only the book of worship had survived the wreck of the Hunters’ first ship. The Lady and Her Defender had saved lives, not things.

“St. Michael, Archangel, defend us in battle; be thou our protection against the wickedness and snares of the Devil,” he recited. He stood, stretched, and contemplated the dark waters and brilliant stars. “When I behold the heavens, even the works of Thy fingers, the moon and the stars which Thou hath ordained, What is man that Thou art mindful of him?”** And yet the Great God had sent His Son, and angels, to save and protect the sons of Adam. Awe and wonder indeed were His.

Danil leaned on the rail, watching the stars. Did the Hunters on land do the same? Or did they remain in the chapels, as they had in his youth. For a moment he fancies he could smell the incense, cool yet tinged with Mystery, hear the rising and falling voices of the other Hunters and women. The scent of sea and ship replaced memory, and he returned to his prayers.

*Psalm 107/106 Vulgate

**Psalm 8, Geneva

(C) 2026 Alma T. C. Boykin All Rights Reserved

Daffynitions and Sniglets™

Fuelish optimism: n. Not adding a stop along the way because you’ve got plenty of gas and the forecast is for light winds and tailwinds.

Stable airmass: the atmosphere over Omaha, Kansas City, Chicago, and other places with large feedlots and cattle shipping areas.

Daja-Moo: the sense that you’ve heard this B.S. before. Ex. “And we guarantee that your rates will not go up as long as you use our service!”

Mow-zone Layer – that part of the yard where the grass grows the fastest. Often the hardest to reach with a lawn mower or weed-trimmer, but most easily visible to neighbors and passers-by.

Glowsted: v. When the light fails to work, quitting without warning after the stores close and the last spare bulb of that size has been used.

*Sniglet™ was the term from the HBO program “Not Necessarily the News” for words that didn’t exist but should.

Cart or Wagon?

What are you moving, how far are you moving it, and how much wood (and later iron) do you have? Oh, and what do you have to pull said cart or wagon? Answer those and you know which you need.

To mangle a phrase, the cart seems to have come before the horse. Carts, small two-wheeled vehicles, probably developed from travois sorts of things. We don’t know, because we don’t have drawings, and wood and leather don’t survive well compared to other things. Carts first appear in the late Neolithic and Chalcolithic/Bronze Age, drawn by asses and occasionally by cattle. Horses were domesticated to pull before they were ridden, if the archaeological and linguistic records are correct. Solid wheels (saw log, bore or chisel hole in middle, add stick, roll) came first, then plank wheels. Some places used plank wheels well into the late 1800s or early 1900s, because they worked.

Carts are great for small loads, or large loads that are not going far. They are less expensive than wagons, use fewer animals, and can be maneuvered into small places relatively easily (think most medieval to early modern streets and house gates.) In England, prior to the enclosure acts and the industrial development of the 1770s-1850s, carts predominated. Wagons were used only for luggage or moving people. Farm goods rarely traveled far, or in bulk, overland, so carts filled every need. When grain farming became more common, and the need to feed larger cities developed, the English seem to have copied farm wagons from the Low Countries as their model.

Wagons appear in Europe in the Bronze Age, as ceremonial items, and a few archaeological finds (the Vix burial is one example). They lacked high sides, or so it seems from the models and sacrificial finds. However, those might have been ceremonial vehicles only, with higher-sided farm wagons being used until they fell apart and were scavenged for their wood and metal (if they had any). Cargo wagons only appear in the Roman Era/ Iron Age, and really develop in the late Middle Ages. They tended to be pulled by oxen until the horse collar became common. Even then, if a heavy load had to go somewhere, oxen it was. An ox wagon was sort of the moving van of the day. Not fast, but it would haul a LOT on relatively little fuel compared to horses. A ship was ideal, but not everywhere had good rivers and cooperative winds.

Wagons had developed into many specialized styles by 1900. Some had ladders on the side. Those made the sides higher, and could be used to get the load into a large pile at the destination (hay and straw, or picking produce from trees). Freight wagons were different from farm wagons, in town compared to long distance, wagons for various trades with tool boxes and spare parts storage built in, wagons just for barrels (brewery wagon), wagons and carts with pumps and tanks (fire wagon), and so on. And that’s just Europe. The United States had the Conestoga, a modified freight wagon built at first in Conestoga, NY, with waterproofing and sides that sloped out from the bed to allow for more cargo and river crossing. “Prairie Schooner” was the other name for them. Chuck wagons were rolling kitchens.

So … what sort of vehicle do you need? How many birds will you hitch to it? What kind of loads are you carrying and how far? Will you have specialty loads, like liquids or mill wheels? Will you cross many rivers and streams? What is your budget? Is it for work or for show? Answer those questions and the protagonist can tell you better how much it will cost and when it will be ready, unless Radmar turns His wheel.