“Fast Away the Old Year Passes”

Fa-la-la, la-la-la-la

Hail the new ye lads and lasses

Fa-la-la la la, la-la-la-la.”

Those are from one of the verses of “Nos Galen” or “Deck the Halls” that are not sung as often in the US as in England. Today is Silvesterabend, the eve of the feast of St. Sylvester. (No, he is not the patron saint of cats.) It is New Year’s Eve, or Old Christmas Eve (depending on your calendar). It’s the last day of the calendar year. It’s also “Amateur Night” when it comes to alcohol consumption.

The past year has flown and crawled. It crawled as I watched water rise in the lakes, coming closer and closer to Day Job, almost cutting the road, devouring houses and businesses that have not been inundated before because they weren’t there the last time we had this much rain. It crawled as I waited for medical procedures, and flew when I was on the road visiting friends and family. Six books and novellas went out the door, along with a short story in Space Cowboys 3. Somehow I managed to balance family, Day Job, writing, and other things well enough to stay mostly sane. Having to monitor US and international politics didn’t help the sanity, but it did confirm that 99% of politicians have a looser grasp of reality than I do.

That’s not reassuring.

I’ve lost friends and mentors. A few horrible warnings have also gone to whatever reward awaits them. I’ve been disappointed by world events, but not really surprised. (The joys of paying attention and of having a Calvinist streak.) I’ve been delighted by how people worked together and helped each other out during the flooding and other disasters in the area. We are relatively isolated from the rest of the state. This is a bad thing at times, but it also means that we are used to helping each other, because we’re the only ones who will.

So here’s a toast to the outgoing year, and hope that 2024 will be less interesting, quieter, more prosperous, and will find all of us in better health than 2023 did.

Selling History

No, this isn’t about the latest scandal or art auction news. Although some old things do sell for very high prices, enough so that I wonder about shenanigans. It is about how to hook younger people on history, if possible.

I have ulterior motives for this, since I’m officially a historian and have several history books and articles out on the market. I also consume history, and if there’s not a market, people like me can’t get the books that are not written or see museum exhibits that are not presented. And I like history, enjoy talking about it and reading it and (if possible) seeing it in museums, castles, parks, and so on. I’m not as much of a fan of living through it*, but I wasn’t exactly given a choice in the matter.

Back in November, Sabaton distributed their movie about WWI. It was originally done as a commercial of sorts for their last WWI album, and uses computer animation to tell the stories in the songs. The reaction from the press was so positive that the band members thought, “Hmmm, you know, this could be something bigger.” As a result, they asked fans to nominate museums that might want to show the film, and that had the facilities to do so. I nominated two museums, one of which was selected as a venue.

I went to the first showing. The audience ranged from mature adults (as in retired) to a young kid who proclaimed, “I heard about it on their YouTube channel!” Sabaton’s music channel has over one and a half million followers. Their history channel has “only” three hundred fifty thousand followers. These include people like me, who devour history in all sorts and forms, and people who get cold chills at the thought of opening a book, probably in part because of bad memories of grade school and high school. One history-inspired band reaches more people, of more kinds, than I have a prayer of reaching. And they do it in a way that’s inspiring and fun. Like that grade-school kid, who loves Sabaton and loved the movie. Yes, he missed parts, I’m sure. So did I. But the band connected him with history in a way I can’t, and I bet his teachers can’t.

I’m not Sabaton. I have to teach dry stuff along with the neato cool material. And worse, I have to assign work and grade it. But there’s got to be a way to tap into what they’ve found. David MCCullough did it, to an extent, as he told the stories of America. Some movies manage it, like Glory, or Patton. Academics tend to focus on the analysis of history, of fitting the neato bits into frameworks of economics, politics, men and women’s lives and roles, the environment, and so on. In doing so, we often suck the fun out, because we tend to write more for each other than the popular reader. Or we focus on a topic so specialized that no normal person wants to wade through the monograph. (Trust me, if I hadn’t needed it for research, the book about how the teachings of the Russian Orthodox Church led to severe population limitations in Medieval and Early Modern Russia would never, ever have appeared on my shelf. As it was, it proved to be fascinating and useful.)

I wish I had Sabaton’s gift for reaching young people, and those who got burned by school history classes. And I wish more groups, movie makers, writers, and others could tap into that magic and teach folks the stories that make our world, and do it in a fun, entertaining way.

*Several years ago, a commenter over at AtH opined that “You don’t want to live in a place where lots of history happens.” She was from Romania. I find no grounds to disagree with her observation.

Book Review: The Hobbit Party

Witt, Jonathan and Jay Richards. The Hobbit Party: The Vision of Freedom that Tolkien Got and the West Forgot. (Ignatius Press, 2014) Kindle Edition.

Short version – a look at the political, economic, and social ideas woven into Tolkien’s worlds that draws heavily on Catholic social and economic doctrines.

Long version – The authors trace several threads of thought through the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings, as well as the Silmarillion and “Leaf by Niggle.” In some ways they are addressing critics of the book, and people who project some rather odd economic and political ideas onto Tolkien. Is Tolkien a Hippie in the 1960s sense? No, but they found a lot in the books to enjoy. Is he an environmentalist? Not really, although he points out that unchecked industrial growth and a disregard for the environment are not good. Is he a socialist, or Catholic distributionist? Again, the authors point out that while there are elements of those ideas in Tolkien’s books, that’s not what’s really going on.

The authors start with the larger question of government, and look at the “good monarch” as shown by Aragorn and the earliest kings of Númenór, and subsidiarity as displayed in the Hobbit lands. Both authors include their personal experiences with excessive government (why is a horse at the house OK, but a small cow verboten? Why are domestic chickens 30 miles away bad for commercial poultry raisers?) They also look at Catholic teachings about politics and government, and address some critics who try to fit Tolkien into some interesting different political slots.

The part I found the most interesting was economics, business, and trade. Some I was familiar with, since I’ve read several books about the Romantic movement, agrarianism, and the anti-technological side of environmentalism. One of the things the authors point out is the importance of contracts in the Hobbit, and what underlying economic and legal assumptions can be found in both The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings. Interestingly, this is also where most of the two-star reviews on Amazon focus. I’d recommend this section for people who are working on world-building in fantasy novels, to see what’s visible and what’s underneath.

Other chapters look at religion and the lack of obvious deities in The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings, environmentalism, the afterlife, and other philosophical ideas.

The book is very well written, if a bit dense. A fair amount of the book focuses on what others say about Tolkien, and looking at what fits and what doesn’t as well as considering Catholic thought (Chesterton, Belloc, others) that Tolkien might have been familiar with. I thought it was useful. It won’t change how I look at the books, but it adds some depth to them, and to their author.

I’d recommend it for people interested in the ideas in Tolkien’s work, people who followed the historiography of modern fantasy, and those curious about what can be found in Tolkien’s works besides just an amazing story and complex, beautifully written world. Oh, and you probably should have read the books first, at least the main ones, not necessarily The Silmarillion.

FTC Notice: I purchased this book for my own use and received no remuneration or consideration for this review.

December ’23 Book Update

I just finished the draft of the next Elect story. It is resting.

I’m in the process of going through Harrier and Murder and working out the chronology bugs, so I will be asking for readers for that one soon.

The sequel to that one is at 24K words. I’ve sketched out the following book, but need to do a little research and look at timelines, since it will follow Preternaturally Familiar.

I’ve also started Mills of Empire, and will continue work on that one. I don’t have a release date, but I hope midsummer.

I might submit a story for Raconteur Press’s Wyrd West and Goblin Marketplace collections. I haven’t decided yet.

This is all assuming I don’t get hit by a meteor on the way to work, or something else equally mundane, since I’ve been voted “most likely to be struck by lightning while sitting in the choir loft.” (In my defense, I didn’t think the pun on filioque was that bad.)

Just FYI:

I’m going to be very slow answering questions or freeing comments from moderation this afternoon and tomorrow. FYI Update: I’m OK, just running at 85-90%. I should be back to what passes for normal by Friday evening.

A Domestic Volcano

Earlier this month, yet another Icelandic volcano made international headlines. This one is part of a complicated geologic collection of magma chambers, fissures, and faults called the Fagradalsfjall Volcano. It’s roughly 30 miles southwest of the national capital, and ruined air quality for a few days before settling down. It also ruined part of the town of Grindavik with fissures in the streets and earthquakes. Iceland is known for volcanoes and other moments of geologic interest, and the eruption gave lots and lots of warning. It also had a lot of government people reaching for antacids, because it is very close to a major geothermal power plant. I’m sure there were and are plans, back-up plans, fall-back plans, and “last ditch plan” plans for protecting the plant. Thus far, none have been needed.

The media coverage was breathless, because Icelandic volcanoes are cool to watch and are (relatively) safe. They are a different type than the ones like Mt. St. Helens, or Pinatubo, that have Plinean eruptions that cough amazing amounts of ash into the air and release large gouts of flaming toxic gas that chase people downslope. As eruptions go, Fagradalsfjall is rather mild, with lava fountains that spread along a fissure about two and a half miles long, then settled down. It is a rather unusual kind of peak-ish mass, called a tuya or a sort of volcanic mesa that only seems to develop when a volcano erupts under ice. There are still concerns about a second magma chamber cutting loose, but at the moment things are quieter than most people would probably expect.

When Iceland messed up air travel in Europe (or when it caused several years of misery in the northern hemisphere back hundreds of years ago), it was a volcano called Katla that caused trouble, and a smaller volcano named Eyjafjallajokull [Gesundheit!]. Eyjafjallajokull and Katla are both under thick ice, and the combination of ice flashing to steam and pressure build-up sent very fine ash (powdered rock) into the Jet Stream and beyond. Since jet engines are hot enough to melt the ash, which then cools into volcanic glass farther into the engine and locks up the machine, airlines stopped flying until the bulk of both the eruption and ash cloud had passed. Oh, and ash will scour a windshield opaque, although that’s less disconcerting to the passengers than is sudden silence from all two or four engines.

Back in July, the Litli-Hrutur volcano had also erupted, in a similar way. The two that everyone worries about are Katla and Hekla. Hekla’s eruptions are less predictable than many, and tend to be violent. Katla is known for producing major floods and mudflows as it melts the ice and snow above them. Katla tends to go every fifty years or so, and last erupted in 1918. It is overdue, and when it does go, will cause major migraines for everyone downwind and downstream. Hekla doesn’t have a schedule or ice cap, but it still makes messes with ash, and can erupt multiple times in relatively rapid succession. Katla is not hiker friendly or visitor friendly, unlike Litli-Hrutur and the most recent eruption. Hekla’s easier to get to and hike, but still considered rather dangerous.

The cause of this excitement is because Iceland straddles two plates, and is ripping apart (or growing wider, actually). There are lots of faults and a great deal of magma close to the surface, leading to volcanoes, geysers, earthquakes, amazing geothermal resources, and a mildly twitchy population. Oh, and hordes of geologists and geology grad students descending on the island to do all sorts of things, including taking a picture with one foot on each plate. [I think being in that photo is a requirement for a PhD in volcanology and related fields.]

Compared to the mountain in Indonesia that has been causing great unhappiness recently, Iceland’s fire mountains are rather tame. At the moment. Thus far. Until something changes …

https://www.volcanodiscovery.com/fagradalsfjall.html

Tuesday Tidbit: Mara, Gregor, and Danger

Mara and Gregor find something untoward.

“What think you, sister?” Lord Gregor asked once they finished their meal. They trotted east, checking their territory of any signs of trouble.

“I have more questions than thoughts, brother, but that explains why our guest fits in so easily among us.” Davis had a quiet presence in man form.

“Indeed. And his excellent reputation for natural-history displays and forest scenes.” Mara heard a hint of humor under his words.

She chuckled a little. “And why he was so interested in the local deer population.”

Gregor’s hackles rose before she could say more. He angled north and sped his steps. She saved her breath for running. A bitter scent of wrong death touched her nose. A human dead in the forest had caught the pack leader’s attention. She paced him as best she could with her shorter legs. He slowed before she fell too far back, and they crept on silent paws toward the stench.

A person lay dead beside the solitary rock. Mara watched the night as Gregor crept closer, circling the deceased. The man had been dead for at least two days, perhaps longer. His neck bent at too-sharp of an angle, and one arm curved where no joint should be. He’d died hard, or had something found the body first and worried it? No wolf or other wild predator scents had reached her nose yet, but the death might cover those.

She listened hard for danger. A small creature rustled among the old leaves, and an owl called far in the distance. The ground felt cool, as it should so early in the spring. Or did it? Mara turned, studying the forest. The clouds parted for a moment, and clear light flooded down, just as the sun would. The trees here did not block the light, so the ground should feel sun-warmed, as the rock behind her did. She scuffed the duff and new growth away. The ground grew colder, a wrong sort of cold. She hunched and sniffed the dirt. “I like this not, brother,” she called, warning the pack leader.

He returned to where she waited. “Neither do I. He died an unclean death, may the Lord have mercy on him. He is a stranger.” He shook all over, hackles still raised. “A bottle, glass, is under one hand. It smells of home-brew.” Gregor turned away from body and stone. “We go. I’ll warn the others, and they can find him tomorrow.”

Mara studied the still form, then turned as well. “He is not dressed as a hiker.”

“No. He is not the sought for missing one.” Gregor shook then began trotting toward the castle. Mara followed at his shoulder. They dared not be caught out, not with unnatural death in the forest.

Lady Linda waited for them that night. Mara stayed back, watching and listening, as Lord Gregor warned her and reassured himself of Linda’s safety. He returned to where Mara waited. “I need to run. I go south.” He hesitated, looking his question.

She bowed and trotted east, answering his silent query. She would be fine on her own, and one of them needed to make certain that nothing pestered the oil wells. They were not far as the wolf loped. The cool, humid night air filled her lungs. It felt good to run. She reached the old oil-camp clearing, where Lord Gregor had first met Lady Linda, during the dark years. Sheep had grazed it recently, as was permitted. She sniffed around, found nothing untoward, and move on. Soon the pungent scent of the well-heads burned her nose, and she sneezed. Linda professed to like the scent, calling it sweet.

What was that? Not a scent but a sense, cold and unnatural, brushed against her. Sancte Michael arcangeli defende nos in proelio. Mara imagined a wall in her mind, even as she pretended not to notice the evil in the air. She skirted the open area with the two well heads and the start of the buried pipe that carried the oil away to the west and north. All appeared as it should, no activists had found the wells to bother them. Deer had grazed the edges of the clearing, and she sniffed, studying their tracks, then turned north and west. The presence faded. Blessed be the Lord who shields us from harm. She trotted, a solitary wolf in the woods, not thinking of anything save the next meal or her den. If the presence sought to track her to her den, it would have a difficult time of it.

She eased in through the castle’s wolf gate just before dawn. Trinidad met her. “The pack leader is here already, safe.” Trinidad paced Mara up the hill to the sheltered corner where her clothing and other things waited. The youngest of the Elect turned her back, warning off the men as Mara lay down on the chilly stone. She closed her eyes as pain flared. Joints twisted, her very bones stabbed her flesh with pain, even her hair hurt her as the shift passed.

Lord, oh Lord, why? Why do we suffer so? Lord Gregor’s faith taught that such things were outside man’s ken, and not to fret over much about them. Paulus and Jan’s church held that it came as a punishment for sin, although both Elect said that they did not entirely hold to that teaching, among others. A priest had said long ago that perhaps a parent had sinned, as some legends held to be true of vampires, and as Adam had done in his pride. All she knew was pain and exhaustion, bone-deep weariness. She drank the water and bottle of hot tea, then put on her clothes.

Trinidad helped her into the castle proper. “Lady Linda passed the word, and Paulus and Basil have gone to find the body and then tell the police. Attila will warn Mr. Davis once we find the body.”

Mara blinked at her, confused. “Why warn— Ah. The dead man is a stranger, and may have died the night Davis came, when he ate with us.” And another stranger would be easy to blame, especially one not Polish. Should she tell Trinidad about Davis? Not unless Lord Gregor saw fit to.

“And I was with him by day as I finished the inside painting, as were others, including village men. He has not been in the forest at night.” Trinidad shook her head. “I don’t like this, but I can’t tell why.”

“Something cold and wrong passed near oil well field Number One. I came back the longest way I could, in case it followed me.” The younger woman shivered and crossed herself. “Tak.”

Trinidad stopped at the door to Mara’s rooms. It was an unspoken rule of the Elect—unless invited or summoned by danger, none entered the den of a fellow Elect. For all that she had suffered only briefly at the hands of a vampire, Trinidad had absorbed that much of being a wolf. Attila had probably reminded her as well. “I will pass word to the others. Food waits in the kitchen, should you need it.”

“Thank you.” Trinidad hurried off and Mara closed the door, then took off her shoes and curled up on the bed. Her joints still ached a little, as if the weather changed. She recited her prayers, then fell asleep.

(C) 2023 Alma T. C. Boykin All Rights Reserved

A Heavy Gift

This takes place during the events of Nominally Familiar, between the pre-harvest feast and Deborah’s birthday.

The night hinted at harvest. Arthur inhaled deeply, then breathed out, exhaling the tensions of the day. The air carried smells of dusty, new-turned soil and combine chaff. Onion and garlic cut through the earth scents. The women had begun preparing root crops, braiding the onions and separating garlic. Trays of drying herbs covered the verandah of the main house. Soon, if the Great God willed, harvest would spill into the barn, precluding training there. Arthur glanced that way, then turned his steps toward the chapel. His errand there came before practice. The lingering ache in his left shoulder suggested that another night of rest would not be amiss.

Here, above Riverton and the river, the air felt crisp. Autumn would arrive soon—true autumn, not calendar autumn. A moth fluttered past, then another. The first pale shape vanished. The triumphant bat tumbled before hurrying off on his way. Arthur smiled and saluted the graceful hunter. Far in the distance a barn owl called. Cool air, almost dry, flowed around him as he strolled. Wood smoke and meat scent caressed his nose as he passed the houses behind the woodlot, Wetzel making good on his bet.

The chapel stood ahead of him. Arthur climbed the three low steps onto the porch, then hesitated. Was it proper that he—? He entered, genuflected, then bowed to the dark, shadowy space above the altar, the place of God, too great to be understood or depicted by men. The Presence light glowed steadily in the crimson holder. He bowed once more to the Lady who stood at the right hand of Her Lord, bride and handmaiden both. He saluted St. Michael Defender, then knelt and prayed.

“What is Your will for Your servant Hunter?” What he felt called to do— Had not been done since the War of the Crosses, four hundred years ago. How he name a girl not grown into adulthood as Hunter? Something pushed, had nudged him since his daughter-of-the-spirit recounted the story. The little one had acted as healer and justice giver, had stayed her hand lest others be endangered by retribution. She had protected the innocent from evil at the cost of pain to herself. He had been torn between rage and pride when he heard the tale. Rage had cooled. Pride remained.

No sign came as he prayed. He had expected none, and was, perhaps, a touch relieved at the lack. At last he stood, bowed and genuflected once more, then departed. The night had cooled outside the chapel. A few clouds hid some of the stars as the wisps of moisture drifted east. Geese called as they passed overhead. He liked goose properly cooked. He did not like plucking and cleaning geese and ducks. He shrugged. He’d not had time to hunt waterfowl for three decades and more. Other duties and other Hunts required all his attention.

He went to the armory. Something always needed to be done. Kingdoms rose and fell, magic and wars waxed and waned, but rust and dirt remained through eternity. Indeed, a list of tasks awaited attention. He began by confirming the amount of silver shot and ordinary slugs. The numbers matched, and ne noted that Nikolai had taken half a box of silver shot for twelve gauge. That done, Arthur checked all the Clan-common long blades. One, a copy of the so called Mamaluke saber of the US Marines, felt wobbly. Frowning, he lined a small vise with leather and clamped the hilt. He tried to move the blade. Nothing. That was good – the fault lay in the hilt, which would be far easier to repair. He removed the sword from the vise and set it aside for Master Itzak to inspect.

One heavy broadsword required attention with oil and a whetstone. Otherwise all seemed well. Arthur checked his personal blades. Once again, he marveled at the basket-hilted rapier, made sure that the silver on the hilt and basket remained sound, and wiped the blade with a bit of oil. The faintest shift in texture revealed a bit of silver inlaid along the top of the blade below the hilt. Who had been the master to mate the metals, and how had Lord Ardrescu’s blade come to be here? The moment he’d first unsheathed it, Arthur had known that the sword was meant for his hand. He’d felt the same certainty as he had with his Hunting knife.

Long blade cleaned and oiled, Arthur returned it to its place. He had no further excuses. Hands almost trembling, he opened the doors of the cabinet holding unclaimed Hunting blades, and inclined toward them. Each one held memories of the Hunters who had carried them. Some also bore stories of their creation. “Please Lady of Night, Defender, stay my hand if I err,” he begged. Then he took a calming breath and removed a blade from the lowest shelf.

It felt to his hand like his own Hunting blade, but not quite. The pommel bore a silver unicorn, similar in style to the silver dragon on his knife. The actual blade was a touch narrower, with a central spine a hair’s thickness fatter than his. He turned it in the light, checking the edges for nicks and rust. The sheath too remained sound. Black like his, it had silver chains and a blackened silver chape at the tip. He did not blood this blade, since it was not his.

Healer and Hunter, woman and warrior, why had the little one been called? He half feared the answer. Then he shrugged. Master Tay’s odd words brought comfort of a sort—only the present could he know, not the future. Arthur opened the record book and wrote the little one’s name and that of the blade.

Huh. Someone had begun to scratch through the lost blade, the one bearing the double-barred cross, then stopped. Karol Ionescu’s name had been marked out, yes, but not the Hunting blade. For a moment Arthur frowned, then caught himself. In truth, no one knew if the blade might yet be found along with the remains of the deceased Hunter. Such had happened in the past, both here and in the Old Land, during times of chaos and danger. He nodded and closed the book. Three old blades, all forged in the Old Land, two borne by Healer-Hunters, one a mage of shadow. He shrugged once more. It was as the Great God willed. The Lord sent things in the time of their need, and he, Arthur, might learn why in due time. Or he might not.

What he most certainly knew was that he would fall flat on his face, asleep on the inventory and tax records, if he did not rest! He triple checked everything in the armory, turned off the light, and departed.

(C) 2023 Alma T. C. Boykin All Rights Reserved

Missing the Mystery

I’ve been off-kilter to Advent this year. It stems from several reasons, including a lingering head cold (I was due, but the timing was less than ideal), plans A, B, and half of C going gallywampus, and having Duty overshadow Devotion. My usual markers for Christmas have been absent. I’ve been restless rather than relaxing.

A piece has been missing, and it was only a few nights ago as I was taking one of my ideally-nightly strolls that I realized what it was. Mystery. I have not been able to step back from my duties enough to make a place for the dark, quiet, mysterious part of Christmas. Everything has been bright, bold, brash, trumpets and “Glorias” and sleigh bells and swirling near chaos. Nights are no longer dark or silent, in part because more people have brilliant white lights on their houses and inflated things that sing, call out, or just whir. I don’t begrudge the full moon. It’s the moon, after all.

Trying to find a small patch of quiet shadow where I can stop and just look up at the sky of winter … is difficult. I enjoy the lights, especially the multi-colored strands that outline houses or trees. Even glaring white is festive, and I appreciate the effort that goes into decorating for the season. I’m still not sure how “Christmas” as opposed to “Yule” Spiderman fighting Doc Octopus is, but the kids wanted it. The Botanical Garden light display was spectacular, and the gardens almost overflowed with kids, teens, and other people enjoying the night … but also intent on getting selfies to the point of tripping and blocking other people.

We live in a spot-lit world, full of security lights and brilliant illuminations. It seems as if the “makers of culture” fear the Hidden and Quiet, the Mystery that trembles on the edge of anticipation, not yet come but oh, so long expected. But then, they seem to fear anything deep and greater than the present moment’s ratings and “likes.”

The great Mystery has been absent from my world. I feel that absence. Worries and irritation and duty have crowded it out. As I said, I knew it was absent, but wasn’t sure exactly where the problem lay. Now I know.

I have been seeking Mystery, making room for it as best I can. I hope that you, too, no matter your beliefs, can pause, find a moment of quiet, and make room for Wonder and Mystery.

I Heard the Bells

I know some people prefer the more common tune, and the full lyrics by Longfellow. This is my favorite version.

I heard the bells on Christmas Day
Their old, familiar carols play,
    And wild and sweet
    The words repeat
Of peace on earth, good-will to men!

And thought how, as the day had come,
The belfries of all Christendom
    Had rolled along
    The unbroken song
Of peace on earth, good-will to men!

And in despair I bowed my head;
“There is no peace on earth,” I said;
    “For hate is strong,
    And mocks the song
Of peace on earth, good-will to men!”

Then pealed the bells more loud and deep:
“God is not dead, nor doth He sleep;
    The Wrong shall fail,
    The Right prevail,
With peace on earth, good-will to men.”

You’ve Been in Choir Too Long . . .

. . . when you correct the liturgist. From memory. For at least two denominations.

. . . when you know six composers’ arrangements of a hymn and have a definite preference.

(and you once daydreamed about being invited to join the M.T.C. despite being a gentile and having a sturdy but not spectacular voice)

. . . when the director mentions a composer and over half the choir groans. Continue reading