How long can a gyre in the middle of the intersection last? A chunk of firewood sat in the middle of the intersection for six months before someone finally stopped and removed it. It sort of swirled around and around, but never moved, like a patch of stagnant water or air. I saw it twice a day for months and the log sat there, despite it being the crossing of a major road and a state highway. Sand joined the log in winter, forming a little pale swirl in the middle of the road, but never went anywhere until early April, when the log and its surrounding detritus disappeared. The debris from a minor wreck have taken their place. Continue reading
Angry Student: Why is it doing that?
Mr. Long-Slavic-Last Name: Because it hates you.
A.S.: Mutter mutter, snarl.
Mr. L-S-L-N: What are you doing in the workroom, pray tell? [Students are verboten in the workrooms without an adult present. Their adult]
A.S.: Trying to make a copy for Fr. Martinez.
Mr. L-S-L-N: There’s the problem. It knows you are a student and it rejects your imposition on its nap.
A.S. [deflated]: Oh.
The problem with the student’s effort was that A.S. did not have the pass code for the teacher in order to make a copy, and should have gone to She-Who-Knows-All, the school secretary, to have a copy made. Thus the printer’s refusal to function. You can’t skip any steps when dealing with the Printing Gods. Continue reading
I was doing a pretty good impression of a bush-baby. Too bad it was at 0100.
Floribunda, Old Rose, rambler, climber, hybrid tea, damask… There seem to be scads, if not thousands, of different kinds of roses. They come in all shapes and sizes, from miniatures to climbers and ramblers that will take over the entire landscape, very simple flowers to flowers that make bees wonder if they’ve fallen into an M.C. Escher drawing, colors from pure white to deep purple to almost black to “all-of-the-above.” Some thrive from being ignored, some almost require being tucked in every night. After DYCs*, roses seem to be the largest swath of generic flowers. “What is that?”
Arrrrrgh! Continue reading
my parents sat me down in a seat. The curtains parted. Trumpets sounded, a bunch of words moved past almost too fast for me to sound them out, and then and the biggest…thing…I’d ever seen slowly appeared on screen. Everyone in the theater gasped as a starship filled the screen, and kept coming, and coming… I was pretty young, but even I knew that the dude in the black cape was Bad News. I was hooked, hard, and never looked back.
That amazing film opened 40 years ago this past Thursday, May 25th. Continue reading
I received this short-course invitation in my academic mail. The location and other information has been redacted, leaving the following description of what will be discussed and written about: Continue reading
Massive Rant. You have been warned.
“How could they be so cruel as to attack children and young people?”
Because they are called “terrorists” for a reason.
“Why bomb a concert with lots of young people?”
Because they want to make life so horrible that you give in to their every request, and killing kids is a great way to do just that. Continue reading