So there I was, minding my own business while tending bar in the Con Suite …
Um, OK, let me back up a little bit.
My first LibertyCon, I volunteered to help in the snacks and drinks room (the Con Suite), because that seemed like a good way to meet people without being an extrovert. It worked. So this year, I did the same thing.
I drove from Texas with some of the North Texas Troublemakers to Chattanooga, and crashed into bed late-ish Thursday evening. I’m getting too high-mileage for long one-day road trips. Being keyed-up about non-Con things didn’t help.
The next day, as soon as I finished having breakfast with Becky Jones at the City CafĂ© diner, I checked in and got my registration packet, then found where my panels would be, and wandered. The ConSuite was up on the 16th floor again, so after a while I went up and signed in. They needed bar tenders. This involved checking ID per Tennessee law, pouring beer from the taps, changing the kegs if needed, and pouring the hard stuff. Soda was self-serve, as was the food. I picked two early, open shifts. Aaaaand then discovered that I’d blocked myself out of several panels I wanted to attend. So goes it. I could hear Murphy giggling madly in the distance.
[This is an eternal problem with going to some Cons and academic meetings. Two or three things you desperately want to hear or need to hear are at the same time, often at opposite ends of the venue. That’s just how it works. Only once have I been able to get to everything I wanted or needed to attend, and then I was completely brain fried by eight PM. Ten hours of environmental history, no matter how good, is an overload. But it was worth it!]
I started with Monalisa Foster’s “Point of View and voice” class. It was very good, and very helpful. I discovered two problems with the current Elect story that I am now fixing. Then I meandered, got a snack, and considered the opening ceremony. It filled too full, so I gave my chair to someone who needed it more and lurked in the hallway outside. As Law Dog says, there were a few too many people breathing my air.
I flopped into bed early and slept hard. The next day, I got dessert for breakfast. I was on the “Meet the Newbies” panel with a lot of other people, then went to the North Texas Troublemakers’ publishing panel. This year, Jim Curtis herded the cats, namely Kourtnee (C. V. Walter) and Law Dog (Raconteur Press), me, and John van Stry. When Kourtnee had to leave, James Young got Shanghaied onto the panel. The audience was good sized and seemed pleased with our efforts. It was a free-flowing discussion of indie and small-press publishing, covering the pitfalls, successes, options, and so on. Questions included where we got our characters, contracts, covers (John fussed at me about mine after the panel ended. I know. Everyone fusses at me about covers) and so on. We filled the two hours. Then I went and tended bar for two hours.
The “historians who write fiction” panel was interesting. I semi-heckled JY, and we laughed at the same places. We went to grad school together, for our sins, so we have a history of shared suffering, er, experiences. The world building panel on high fantasy/epic fantasy (there is a difference, sort of, ish) was pretty good. “Lycanthropy – beyond the classic werewolf” had a lot of fascinating ideas and discussion, and ended with much laughter at the idea of a stoner were-koala. I skipped the urban fantasy world building panel because it was late in the evening. I also remembered to get Real Food. I have a bad habit of going until I metaphorically fall onto my nose since I forget to get Real Food.
On Sunday I attended worship, in part because I really needed to calm down. I had a reading, and was vibrating. The service was a praise and prayer time, and it helped. I’d say the room was half full, which both surprised and pleased the leader, Gray Rinehart. When I arrived at my reading room, I found an ox with a box. Acme Enterprises had at last managed to catch me. They have been trying for four years now. Alas, my copy of Wanda’s Wondercaster was too dangerous even for Acme, and they had to substitute something a bit more harmless. I got a lamb and a nice book. My compliments to Orvan Taurus, Acme’s fearless delivery ox, for his persistence and determination.
I read parts of the story about when Lelia scared the abyssal beast. The group was small but appreciative, and laughed in the right places. The other person on the schedule to read didn’t make it, so I answered questions after I finished. I think it was a success. No one threw produce or fled before I finished, and two people who were there for the other gent stayed and said that they might check out my books.
Then I tended bar again until it closed at two-ish, and had a very nice chat with a gentleman who had come up from Australia. The goal was to use up all the beer and hard cider, and as much of the really hard stuff as possible (and legal) before the final staff party. By one-forty-five, I was out of everything but hard cider and some hard liquors, so it was a success. A very nice lady (and former Marine) was also on shift, and she kept things moving and tended to the tidying up and making sure everything stayed in order.
I wandered a little after that, including a second lap through the Room Where Credit Cards Cry (aka the dealers’ room). Some items from the dealers’ room followed me home. No art this year, alas. I should have gone early and scooped up what I liked. The panel I had intended to attend didn’t make, so I went to the artist’s retrospective (David Mattingly) and learned a lot about cover art and how he approaches art in general. It was fascinating. It was also intriguing to see how cover art styles have changed since the late 1970s-early 1980s. I skipped the closing ceremony and Dead Dog party (for the volunteers and authors/panelists).
A big thunderstorm came Sunday afternoon in as my roommate and I packed. “The mountains disappeared,” she observed. As I looked up, Chattanooga also disappeared as a wall-o-rain pounded down. The storm dropped the temperature from 89 to 75. It also made for a three-pill migraine for those trying to leave via Atlanta.
The next day I drove back to Itchy Paw with more of the Troublemakers. We made good time. I’m still not up to loooong one-day drives any more.