We did not get to put the Halloween dragon out in the yard this year, for a number of reasons (wind, snow, and construction being the main ones.) MomRed was disappointed.
MomRed: [As we drive past the craft palace] I bet Hobby Lobby sells wreathes we could put around the dragon’s neck to make it Christmassy.
DadRed: [noncommittal sound] You’d need to put up a sign explaining it.
TXRed: Do a footnote, citing the Gospel of Pseudo-Matthew, The Golden Legend, and the Papyrus Fragment 243 (Alpha) from the Nag Hamadi Scrolls.
MomRed [laughing] I like that!
Chapter 18 has Jesus and the Dragons. (A lot of things from Advent and Christmas that make people go “Huh?” come from Pseudo-Matthew https://www.newadvent.org/fathers/0848.htm
And for a seriously off-beat look at Apocryphal and apocryphal stories: https://www.themonastery.org/blog/jesus-the-child-killing-dragon-tamer
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Don’t forget, one of the customary readings for the Feast of the Immaculate Conception involves the dragon (from Revelation). That’s cover for at least Dec 8.
Need more coffee before I can make an interesting or humorous comment. 😉
A footnote to a dragon? Surely that would invoke a penalty claws?
😉
Uuuuuuugh. *facepaw* Peter!
No doubt payable on a sliding scales….
Off to Santa Phrase with you!
Footnotes are the only kind of notes a dragon can take, you know. No hands.
Dragons never require explanation!
*carefully does not look around house that is scattered with dragons, including at least six stuffed ones not counting her sandbag wyrm*
What ever you do, Do Not Ask A Dragon To Explain Himself (or Herself)!
You might get a Polite Explanation but might get a face full of fire. 👿
Are you a cold-blooded hothead?
Dragons are warm-blooded and many of us are hot-heads.
Of course, the ones most to worry about have a cold anger.
They really don’t get “mad”. They just get even. 😈
I don’t want to consider the odds on that. When they get that smaug look, you know the deck is stacked.
GROAN!!!!! 😆
WELL!!!! I NEVER!! Well, I was raised Presbyterian, and nobody ever told me that.
Y’all just ain’t right… LOL That’s why we lurve you! 🙂