No, not a copy of Gaston the Green-nosed Alligator or The Cajun Night Before Christmas. This is worse. 🙂
You can blame sib-in-law’s brother for this one. Anyone who works as a pirate for a living is going to be a little off kilter. (Yes, he captains a pirate ship. For tourists. He’s having the most fun he’s had since he left the Navy.)
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lol. I love Grandma got run over by a reindeer. I heard the Ray Stevens version.
Ouch. The dreaded coffee snort. Gotta love that sly Cajun humor.
Ouch. Well, there’s http://www.purplelion.com/christmas/parodies/the1981nightbeforechristmas.shtml (one of many copies on the web) and =The Shop of Ghosts= from Chesterton’s =Tremendous Trifles=, which can also be found on the web.
Personally, I think Boudreaux was smoking Texas polio weed. I won’t give this one star on Coors Light.
Not sure if I had enough coffee to listen to that.
I want some cajun zydeco for Christmas.
Only cajun zydeco will do.
No fiddle bow, or snowy winter’s glow,
All I want is cajun zydeco…
I see your Cajun 12 days and raise you Redneck 12 days
My favorite silly Christmas song has to be Allan Sherman’s version of “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” That flat voice and deadpan delivery…
Captain of a pirate ship, eh? Whereabouts, may I ask?
Baltimore, MD.
LOL, Zydeco… The ONLY way to go this time of year… Love it!