…but people have gotten into bar-fights over which brand of moisturizing eye-drops is best.
… there is a limit in place on how many containers of moisturizer you can get at the drug store per week.
… cats leave glowing footprints when they walk across carpet and make a snapping, crackling, and popping noise.
… sheep-growers have started hanging static-wicks on their animals, just in case.
… the “please” has been dropped from “please pray for rain.”
… “locked and loaded” describes rural fire departments as well as the police and sheriffs.
… people are going to “weepie” movies just to get some moisture into their eyes.
… chopping onions has become popular, and for the same reason.
… the Baptists are sprinkling at baptisms, the Methodists are wiping with a damp washcloth, and the Episcopalians are giving IOUs good for the first time it rains more than a tenth of an inch.
… geese are bringing their own water as they migrate south.
… I saw a catfish and two minnows in line behind some students at the drinking fountain by the gym.