“Summer should get a Speeding Ticket” – probably suggested by either a teacher, or someone’s school-age child.
“Sign Out of Order: For Message, Inquire Within”
“Just Once, Don’t You Wish a Liar’s Pants Really Would Catch on Fire?” – In which case, a whole lot of people would start wearing skirts and kilts.
“Kids, Want to Really Shock Your Parents? Demand to Come To Church!” Billboard sponsored by a local store-front Baptist congregation.
“Hippopotamus. Come Inside for the Question.” – I didn’t, but I’d love to know what it was.
“Saturday 10:30-2:00 Youth Wash to Benefit Car Mission Trip” – It worked. They had a really good turn-out, based on the number of cars in the lot that Saturday.