Dad Red: Well that’s interesting.
Mom Red: [sips coffee] Who’s ahead?
DR: The hummingbird by two.
TXRed [coming in the front door]: Helloooo.
MR: We’re watching the hummingbird.
TXR [wends way to back window] What’s he doing?
DR: Drinking from the oak tree and beating up a wren.
MR: A wren, two doves, and a robin.
TXR: [watches small blur assaulting any red flower in the yard] Well, he did chase those sparrows off this summer, and drove the doves and a robin away from the bird bath.
DR: He can beat up sparrows any time he wants.